BITCH YOU DON’T KNOW MY LIFE. YOU DON’T KNOW WHAT I’VE BEEN THROUGH. YOU DON’T POUR MY FUCKING CEREAL. Yeah my crab walk does suck. XD
If we are in a mutual, feel free to:
- Ask me for my Skype.
- Ask me for my phone number.
- Ask me to be your expert witness in court.
- Show up at my house unannounced, and challenge me to a Yu-Gi-Oh! duel.
- Provide me with constructive criticism about my crab walk.
- Put Brazilian Wandering Spiders in my banana cream pudding .
If you fucking put Brazilian Wandering Spiders in my banana cream pudding, we are no longer in a mutual.
So pirates happened today and not only that my favorite pirate ever made a rare appearance.
Why do you keep talking about your boss like he’s your father?
Summary: She was beyond caring about rules, something that surprised her but found that she didn’t mind.
I actually believe artists and scientists think very similarly. Complex, abstract thought? They both have that down. It’s all about where that thinking takes you after that.
Words cannot describe how much I love this post.